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Breaking News: A-Rod Admits Using Steroids

Miami Herald – 

For 21 tumultuous months, New York Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez has defiantly maintained he never used banned substances from a Coral Gables anti-aging clinic, that he is the victim of a Major League Baseball “witch hunt,” and that he would fight to the end to clear his name.

But in a Drug Enforcement Administration conference room back in January, facing federal agents and prosecutors who granted him immunity, baseball’s highest-paid player admitted everything:

Yes, he bought performance-enhancing drugs from Biogenesis of America, paying roughly $12,000 a month to Anthony Bosch, the fake doctor who owned the clinic. Yes, Bosch gave him pre-filled syringes for hormone injections into the ballplayer’s stomach, and even drew blood from him in the men’s room of a South Beach nightclub. And yes, the ballplayer’s cousin, Yuri Sucart, was his steroid go-fer.

When it was over, Rodriguez emerged from the Weston, Fla., conference room with his New York criminal defense lawyer, and has stood by his denials to this day. His attorney, Joseph Tacopina, could not be reached for comment Wednesday morning.

Ummmm, no shit he did.  Whats next?  Sky is blue.  Water is wet.

To be honest this is the only move for A-Roid here.  Coming off a year long suspension, everyone looking to rat you out anyway, already admitted to it behind closed doors, just come clean man.

Put it all out on the table, apologize to the American people for lying to them all this time, throw in a few fake tears, and begin the road to forgiveness my man.

I mean what other choice does the guy have at this point?

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